3 araw bago magpasko

Alam mo ang nakakatawa sa buhay minsan, Ang pagiging isang taong gusto ng gusto mo.na di alam na mas magiging masaya ka sa taong gusto kung sino ka ngayon...

...At ang mas nakakatawa at mas nakakabadtrip ay ang marerealize ang mga kakornihan na ito... pagatapos mawala na yung taong tanggap sana kung sino ka ngayon :D

Random babblings

To whom that didn't know I'm writing her this poem
please hear this silent plea
though you are far like the evening star
your smiles still lingers in me
I find myself scowling for illusive words
that someday may capture your heart
but none could suit the perfect rhyme, cause he is there
the search was doomed from the very start
but still I'll wait, I'll wait like the waves wanting the stars
like the leaves chasing the breeze
I'll wait, I'll wait like these wounds wanting to be scars
I shall wait for you, until i hear you say
'Ang korni naman' and see you smile to how really corny this poem is.

trip trip na kakornihan.yey

kelan ba masasabi na masarap ang pagkain?

kelan ba masasabi na masarap ang pagkain?
'wala naman kasing tinalagang pamantayan para dito'
'ang alam lang natin ay kung maalat, matamis, mapait'
'...'
'ay mali kapag obvious na maalat, matamis at mapait atbp'
'pero yung batayan kung paano masabi na masarap?'
'siguro kung kilala mo yung kakain, iluluto mo yung alam mong MASARAP sa kanya'
'kahit hindi masarap sayo'
'yung kapag hilig niya MATAMIS'
'gagawa ka din ng MATAMIS'
'kapag trip niya MAPAIT'
'luluto ka din ng obvious na MAPAIT'
'minsan di nga tayo marunong magluto;
'nagluluto ka tapos sasabihin mo na kulang sa asin'
'dadagdagan mo ng sobrang daming asin'
'haggang sa maging obvious na maalat'
'saka lang masasabi na maalat na'
'saka dun lang natin na masasabi na ganun ang lasa'
'pero ano nga ba masasabi kung masarap?'
'badtrip...'
'kanya kanya kasi ang batayan ng lasa ...ang masarap sayo ay di masarap sakin'
'tulad ng kapag buwan ang nakikita ko, sayo mga tala'
'kanya kanyang trip'
'kapag asul ang langit na nakikita ko, sayo itim...'
'bat kelangan pa maging obvious bago mapansin?'
'siguro may formula para masabi na masarap ang pag-kain
'meron ba? ...kasi pag meron saka lang naniniwala mga tao'
'mas pinapahalagahan kasi ung nasusukat kesa sa pakiramdam lang'
'kelangan pa ba na may figures para lang masabi na masarap?'
'pero wala ngang pamantayan ng sarap eh'
'mawawasak ang universe kapag nagkaroon'
'bakit kailangang laging obvious , tapos dapat may sukat at basehan para masabi na masarap?'
'madamig bagay na di nasusukat
'parang sa pag-ibig lang' ( uu alam ko korni )
'dahil ang mga tao gusto ng sukat at dahilan, minsan
'nalalaman lang nila na umiibig pala sila kapag obvious na masakit dahil nawala na yung trip nila.'

'kelan at paano nga ba masasabi na masarap ang pagkain?'

The letter before 'Z'

The letter before 'Z'
by Bertong masayahin

Why do we care more of our prides decrease
when we could have said more, and waved 'hi' at least
cause it’s better to express love, though on us flies may feast
than to lay silent and live,but on regret were leashed


Why do we care more of the number of kiss
when none is true , all is fake and all taste like piss
cause it’s better to share a smile, though lust may mourn
than to taste it all, where love is torn


Why do we care more of someones looks
when we could have read more, than the cover of the book
cause its better to dig deeper and to look at the beauty of one’s soul
than to have someone on display but with lies as its toll


Why do we care more on how much one can be sold
when we could have conversations, that are way better than gold
cause it’s better to live as a pauper, with someone to grow old
that to live a life of a king but each nights we feel cold

Y Y Y X Y Z
close your eyes, the better to see
Y Y Y X Y Z
close your eyes, the better to see
Y Y Y X Y Z
close your eyes. the better, the better to see

kunwari hardkor~

Bean

Bean

We could have burnt the earth and sky
but distance got unfair
were left here with 'we could have's
and this emptiness that now we share

We could have melted the north and south
but polarity proved we can't
were left here with smokes and cold charcoals
and thousand kisses left unsent

there could have been 'US'

We could have shared 'good morning' smiles
and a million sweet kisses , hugs and hellos
I'm left here staring at the sun
for parting reasons that i don't know

I could have not been writing this korny poem
but there's just so many 'could have been'
distance never mattered to me my dear
but for now that'll remain unseen

we could have been...

yey!!

photo courtesy of Mei Matsouka

A single rare tree Larch's Ode to the autumn breeze

A Larch's Ode to the autumn breeze
-a dramarama rough draft by Bertong badtrip

I miss the way you smile
they left me a warm month after march
blank stares and silence wont say a thing
bout the agony of this single rare tree Larch

To some It appears that death surrounds me
each time your near , i suppose
I'll try to express how i feel in words
though none can make it close

The number of leaves that kissed the soil
were the times that i did fell
in love each time your smile comes waving 'hi'
I did, though your fancy can never tell

I shall wait for your return
while these empty hands grow cold
I'll just write long letters as time pass by
addressed to whom whose name remains untold


asteeg

Pisces

to Pisces [whose name rhyme with piss]
-kaemohan 2 years ago.by bertong badtrip

Even if i beg for you to stay
or cut myself into two
it just ain't worth it
no matter how I refuse for this to not be true
my crimson blood can't paint your sky that he already colored blue

i know you heard me say
that I’ll give my life in lieu
for a chance to have your heart and a chance to melt with you
*sigh..yet it just aint worth it , no matter how I refuse for this to not be true...
my crimson blood cant paint your sky that he already colored blue

I only owned a wooden axe, in your lake that I did threw
Yet you trusted those who wanted gold and silver
Oh goddess if you only knew…
*sigh…never mind … Cause no matter how I say that they are not true
(Even if I bite my tongue and use my blood to warn you), it just aint worth it...
my crimson blood cant paint your sky that he already colored blue


I worked hard to save your smile for the rainy days!!! *tears ,
yet why did Destiny betrayed me and that damn Orthoptera just suddenly took all of it away
How can I survive now ? now that my the sky is turning Grey?
Would I again repeat the clumsy rhyme I have on each stanza? That’s so freaking gay,
dying would be better than to be
left with this thousand words left to say
I'll try to make it sound better, e.g. don't go away :(

P.S.

swim Pisces ,i know that's what you want to do ( better yet care to see , that the water you swim at were the tears i shed for you)

from Scorpio...
yeh!!

Planetary Isolation

Planetary Isolation - Isa muling korning tula
by Bertong badtrip

dalawang bersyon ng teknik sa pagsusulat.

bersyon 1

Oh Please? . oh please!? ,
oh please!! count the shinny dots
glimmering from your sky
so you might hear?,
might hear!?, please hear!!!
this silent scream
and gain orion's eye

I hate? I hate!? I hate!!
the way your smile create
this morning dew
Because, because , becauseee!!!
That's the way I'am right now
Alive because of you

Oh dear, Oh my, oh dear!!!
i'll end it with all with a sigh
I Fear I fear
I fear, I'll just admit the truth
and watch your song go by

A dozen? , A thousand,!? A million!!
star surround you
and that you'll never be able to see
that you are the sole satelite around the head
of this 'Korni' planet that is me

bersyon 2

And so i hear it again
the call of the midnight sun
Its deadly rays and pale like hue
Thats paints a smile without a plan

i hate the way your sleepy smile
create this morning dew
cause that's the way I'am
right now
Alive because of you


please count the shinny dots
glimmering from your sky
so you might hear this
this silent scream
and gain orion's eye

as the night grow dull
i'll end it with all with a sigh
admit the truth
welcome sandman
and watch the truth go by

that a million star surround you
and that you'll never be able to see
that your the sole satellite
around the head
of this lonely planet that is me

yeh...

Bertong badtrip chronicles

Berto: lalalala share the love♪♫
Sekyu: Sir ID niyo po
Berto: Asa wallet Sir. lalalala♪♫

Sekyu: Sir ID niyo po!!?
Berto: Wala ngang pantali boss kaya asa wallet ☺.
*Ding, pataas na elevator
Berto: Papasok na ng elevator
Sekyu: Noooooo Sir ID niyo!! ??
Berto: Nooooooo, Asa wallet ko nga!!

Sekyu: Dapat kasi sinusuot niyo ang ID niyo para bla bla bla bla zzzzz
Berto: Hithit buga
Sekyu:<>
Berto: Boss pwede pakibilisan? May gagawin pa ako eh
Sekyu : Dapat kasi sinusuot niyo ang ID niyo para bla bla bla bla !!! <1>
Berto: Boss yun oh walang ID , bat di nyo sinisita!!!
Sekyu: ID niyo po
Ung walang ID :
Sekyu: ok
Berto: Gasp
Berto:
Berto:
Berto: Ayun oh wala nanamang ID oh!! Oh may gawd!!! Laki Chan!!! Walang siyang ID for god’s sake!!!
Sekyu: Eh gumaya lang sainyo eh!!!!
Berto:

Legendary facebook status

Prologue
August 6, 2009.“Earlier this morning, Facebook encountered network issues related to an apparent distributed denial-of-service attack, that resulted in degraded service for some users,” responded Facebook spokeswoman Kathleen Loughlin via e-mail.
http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/08/facebook-apparently-attacked-in-addition-to-twitter/


Walang nakaalala kung ano at kung saan nagsimula. Sa sobrang dami ng comments at nagadd sa user na ito ay hindi na nakikita ang kanyang profile.

Nagsimula ang lahat ng maiisipan ng isang nilalang na maglagay ng status update na 'RSJ'.

August 05 11:30 PM

'RSJ?' comment ng isang malapit na kaibigan.
'Huh?' sunod ng isa.
'RSJ? LOL'
...

sunod-sunod na ang comments makalipas ang ilang segundo. Di nagtagal ay sobrang dami ng 'Huh?' .Nagumpisa na ding eadd ng mga user sa facebook ang nagpost ng status update para makicomment na din.


August 06 12:44 PM

Dumami ng dumami ang mga comments bawat minuto, mahigit million na user na ang nakialam sa status update. iba't ibang religion, nationality, paniniwala. lahat nagbigay ng kanya kanyang opinion. Kanya kanyang haka-haka,

Dahil sa magkakasalungat na paniniwala ay nagumpisa ng magaaway away ang mga tao!!! lumutang na ang mga conspiracy theories kung ano ang dahilan at layon ng nasabing status update!!.

Ayon sa PWET Philippine-Western Samoa Extraterrestrial team. Ginawa ito ng mga sinasabing 'Alien' para malito ang mga tao at mawalan ng pandaigdigang depensa. Ayon sa leader ng nasabing groupo, ito ay isang 'Beacon' sa pagdating ng mga pwersa ng mga nasabing alien.

'Winawasak ng internet ang realidad! Ang mga 'social networking site' na ito ay bumubulag sa mga mata ng tao para di makita ang totoong mga nangyayari! Tayo ay mga tao at dapat gamitin ang mga binigay saatin ng diyos upang makipag socialize!! hindi gamit ang computer!! akala niyo lang mas napapalapit tayo, hindi!! hindi!! akala niyo lang yun..'

sinasakop na tayo ng mga alien!! weeeee' Dagdag ng PWET, during a phone interview

Ayon naman sa NASA. ito ay ang pinaka asteeg na equation ever.
Gamit ang wikipedia, nalaman nila na

value ng R

The R value or R-value is a measure of thermal resistance ^[1] used in the building and construction industry. Under uniform conditions it is the ratio of the temperature difference across an insulator and the heat flux (heat flow per unit area, ) through it or . The bigger the number, the better the building insulation's effectiveness^[2]. R-value is the reciprocal of U-value.

ayun sa mga experto sa NASA, di pa nila magoogle ang value ng S at J.
Sa kanilang opinion , ito ang pinakahihintay na scientific equation na magpapatunay na may diyos..Ang God equation

Nagulantang ang Santo PaPa sa balitang ito at kasalukuyang maglalabas ng video sa youtube.

Nagagalit naman ang Japanese goverment dahil ang ibang comment ay nagsasabi na galing sakanila iyon. LSJ daw talaga ito subalit di nila kaya mapronounce kaya RSJ. RSJ!!!

Sa isang makapangyarihan na bansa ay may isang pag-uusap ang na record.
'Mr. President, Mr. President. We have to report a dire news sir. God have mercy' *tinakpan ang bibig at pinigil ang pag-iyak.
kzzzzt

Habang lahat ito ay nangyayari, sa kabilang dako ng mundo ay may isang lalaking nakangiti at mahimbig na natutulog.

August 06 06:54 PM

Nagkaroon ng cold war sa internet. Ang mga lider ng mga makakapanyarihang bansa ay lahat nagmumurahan. Nagbago ang lahat ng magcomment ang Lider ng North korea na maglalaunch sila ng nuclear assault sa US dahil nainsulto sila sa mga comment nito.

Sinagot naman ito ng ibang bansa na gusto ding magpaulan ng armas nuclear.

Para mabawasan ang tension ay pumayag ang facebook na pansamantalang pabagalin ang kanilang website at tanging mga lider lang ang makaacess at makakacomment sa nasabing status update.

August 06 06:56:10 PM

Nagumpisa na ang countdown sa all out nuclear assault ng iba't ibang bansa...
10

9

8

May isang lalaking napahikab at binuksan ang kanyang computer

7


6

nakita niya ang facebook niya at million na ang friends kahit di niya inaaccept.

5


4

Nagcomment siya sa status na ..'Aha!!! mga tanga!!! ang RSJ ay recall sabay...'

3

2

RSJ
1.5

Nabasa ito ng mga lider at lahat ng comment ng:

'LOL'

nahinto na ang countdown. The world as we know it was saved by a comment on a status update.



Epilogue

Isang interview kay ex- President Estrada.

Tatakbo ako sa susunod na election, kunwari muna hindi, gagawa muna ako ng pelikula.
Ang Pilipinas parang facebook. Kanya kanyang status.Nasa sa tao nalang talaga kung babaguhin niya ang status na to. Kahit maging president ako di ko naman mababago ang status nila. pwede lang ako magcomment.diba? ...*napatawa

'Ano po yung Sir Erap?'

'May naaalala lang ako kaninang umaga'

the end.yeh!!

Aftermath of Orion's Defeat

...

Birthday party para kay Maki boy

These bottles are buidlings meant to shadow thoughts of you. This lame blog entry proves that they have failed

dot dot dot

Melancholy kissed me goodnight.
I tried so hard to wipe the smear of her lipstick beneath my eyeballs.These pillows are already bloated afterall. They couldn't bear to spare room for more.

The Caged Baboy’s Soliloquy

The Caged Baboy’s Soliloquy - a tragedy about a baboy’s life by Bertong Badtrip

I don’t know why, the caged baboy cry

The thought only leaves me empty

As time flies by and free birds sigh

The caged baboy’s eyes defined agony

Perhaps because the cage won’t fit?
perhaps because it needs a clone?
whatever reason, mere tears won’t say
I wish I should have known!!.
One day another baboy came,
the caged baboy danced with glee
tears now smile,
laughs once sigh
despair is now history …
…
The moment he became happy
was when destiny played a prank
I now know the reason of his tears…
can this be removed by being drunk?
sh*t fu*ck,
i wish someone else would set me free!!
ask why I cry till half past 3!!!
I wish the once lonely caged baboy would care to see!!!…
that the reason of his happiness
…
That the reason of his happiness
*hikbi
*oink oink
was the caged baboy that was once here with me
*sniff sniff
*Pigrolac’s advertisement music plays on the background…
The end

Isang tula na alay kay Jose F. Lacaba. Nalaman ko ang tunay na kulay ng buhay dahil sa mga lumilipad na ninja...

November 24th, 2008

iniinom ng manong ang ihi ng ale

sa pagaakala niyang alak ito at magdudulot

ng panandaliang kasayahan

ang ale, na may nunal sa may nguso ay napahiyaw

ng masagi ng manong ang …

sa tabi ay may narining na pu+@ng

sumisigaw na pare pareho naman tayong puta!

ngumiti si Jose lacaba

pinangpunas ng rapist ang mga trapo

sa natirang ihi ng manang, naghabulan, nagkasabunutan

sa huli gustong tirahin ang manang

ang manong na lasing sa katotohanan,

walang pakialam kung ang manang at ang rapist ay nagagamitan

tuhog dito , tuhog dito, tuhog diyan

titing nagkabali bali at … na na nawalan ng laman

napasulyap ang manong at nasilayang

ang wrinkles at nunal ng manang ay bahid ng kagandahan

lasing talaga ang manong, walang kamalay malay na nagtitirahan

ang manang at ang mga rapist ay nagtitirahan

tuhog dito , tuhog dito, tuhog diyan…

lahat tayo naggagamitan

putang inang buhay lahat tayo naggagamitan

tulang alay kay jose lacaba….nalaman ko ang katotohanan ng buhay dahil sa mga lumilipad na ninja na nakahubad at 1 milliong halagang hapunan

Porn sa bus

The trees are silhouettes of knights arching their swords.Empty plastic bags where bottles of mineral water once had their party, now rattles like fireworks of the 4th of July. The cursed January breeze is a 60 years old DOM who’s having sex with the 18 years old air con’s breath. Its ironic that 5 minutes ago she tried to seduce me to sleep... Now it appears that their screams of pleasure are fingers stopping my eyes from closing. I despised the white stains on the bus' glass pane, somehow it reminded me of their zealous crime.
Everything seems to be having fun...
shit…